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Wink Flickernewt
Wink has over 300 years of life experience. For the last 100 years he has dedicated himself to accelerating the understanding between the fairyland realm and the human dimension in order to bring harmony and joy to all. He has been a healer, teacher, community activist, botanist, grounds keeper, miner and carpenter. Wink is here to answer your questions on how to best live in harmony with the fairyland around us.
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Hops Dumped in the Ditch
Chilling Squeaks in the Wall
Chilling Squeaks in the Wall
Dear Wink,
How do fairies feel about pretty blue beer cans? Someone keeps adding these to our forest roadside. We climb through the rocks and brambles and pick up about 12 cans per week. We don’t know what to think about this. What would Wink do?
Flustered Forester
Dear Flustered,
Lucky you! With forests come the Fairies, but also the re
Dear Wink,
How do fairies feel about pretty blue beer cans? Someone keeps adding these to our forest roadside. We climb through the rocks and brambles and pick up about 12 cans per week. We don’t know what to think about this. What would Wink do?
Flustered Forester
Dear Flustered,
Lucky you! With forests come the Fairies, but also the responsibility. You get to take care of us-- trees, wee folk, and things amuck.
Yes, we also admire those pretty cans. We enjoy our jolly beverages in the ale house, or at home around our hearth. Only confused humans combine drinking and driving. You can't solve their problems! But it's your privilege to stroll out, collect those sparkly blue cans, and trade them for coins--maybe to buy some brew for your fireside.
Wink
Chilling Squeaks in the Wall
Chilling Squeaks in the Wall
Chilling Squeaks in the Wall
Dear Wink,
I hear noises in the walls and ceilings of my house. They seem to be occurring more often now as Fall comes on. My family always told me that these were mice or chipmunks. We would put out poison and traps and then the noises would stop for a while.
But now, I wonder if I am messing with Nature or Fairies or something. Maybe th
Dear Wink,
I hear noises in the walls and ceilings of my house. They seem to be occurring more often now as Fall comes on. My family always told me that these were mice or chipmunks. We would put out poison and traps and then the noises would stop for a while.
But now, I wonder if I am messing with Nature or Fairies or something. Maybe these are NICE and KIND rustling noises, made by playful sprites. (I am not the only one who hears them, so I am not crazy.)
What would Wink do?
Wavering Warrior
Dear Wavering,
Some people are aware of other dimensions, and some aren't. Cats are, and it seems you, too, are aware of the Wall Dimension. You need some understanding company. I suggest you get a cat.
You may also appeal kindly to the fairy folk to escort any wayward wall trespassers back to their own plentiful forest domicile.
Wink
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